Archive for March, 2008

Algarve

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Esta semana passada tive de férias, para variar :) Fui para o Algarve bem acompanhado passar uns dias para quebrar a rotina. O local escolhido fui Portimão e embora não goste da quantidade enorme de gente que o Algarve tem pode-se dizer que foi um bom descanso.
Logo a começar a viagem foi bem mais fácil do que pensei. Em mais ou menos 5 horas fizemos os quilómetros que tínhamos pela frente. Graças a muita auto-estrada não foi um trajecto que cansasse e logo logo estávamos no nosso destino.
O alojamento não era topo de gama, mas também o objectivo não era esse. E dado que o quarto era basicamente para se dormir chegava perfeitamente. Posso salientar os funcionários que eram todos europeus, mas mais de leste. :)
Fomos num Sábado e viemos na quinta-feira. Tivemos dias de praia e ainda fomos a tempo de visitar o Slide & Splash (o famoso parque aquático) e o Zoomarine (também conhecido pela mostra de peixes e outros bichos do mar).
O grave problema das férias, e que desta também se verificou foi o tempo passar com uma cadência muito superior ao desejado. Não tardou a estarmos a fazer o caminho inverso para retornar ao Porto. É nesta altura que tenho saudades dos tempos de estudo em que até pensava que queria começar as aulas de novo pois já não tinha nada que fazer.
Já sei, só caminho para velho. Humpft…

This last week I was on vacation for a change :) I went to Algarve with a good partner and spent some days to forget the daily routine. The place was Portimao (google it) and even though I don’t like the enormous amount of people that go to Algarve for the holydays period, it can be said it was a good rest period.
For starters the trip was far easier than I anticipated. In about 5 hours we got to our destination. Thanks to a lot of freeway the trip was made in a flash.
The place we stayed in was not top of the line, but then again that wasn’t our goal. And having in mind that we only slept it was more than enough. The thing I found quite funny was all of the staff being eastern Europeans :)
We arrived on a Saturday and returned on a Thursday. We had some days to go t the beach and still had time to visit Slide & Splash (an aquatic park) and Zoomarine (famous for the aquatic wild life)
The serious problem I had with these holydays is the same I usually have. Time went buy a lot faster than I wanted. In a blink of an eye we were making our way back to the den. It in times like this, that I miss my studying times, when I had so many holydays that, I though that I wanted to be back at school so that I had something to do.
I know, I’m on my way to becoming an old man. Humpft…
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The Politics of the Exponential Function {A Blatant & Shameless Cross-Post}

Monday, March 17th, 2008

The ignorance of simple math may very well kill us.

This is the premise of a lecture given by Dr. Albert Bartlett, a retired Professor of Physics from the Univ. of Colorado in Boulder (text, as well as streaming video and audio, can be found here — highly recommended). The problem, he argues, is a complete ignorance and/or blindness to what exponential growth really means:
All right, let’s look now at what happens when we have this kind of steady growth in a finite environment.

Bacteria grow by doubling. One bacterium divides to become two, the two divide to become 4, the 4 become 8, 16 and so on. Suppose we had bacteria that doubled in number this way every minute. Suppose we put one of these bacteria into an empty bottle at 11:00 in the morning, and then observe that the bottle is full at 12:00 noon. There’s our case of just ordinary steady growth: it has a doubling time of one minute, it’s in the finite environment of one bottle.

I want to ask you three questions. Number one: at what time was the bottle half full? Well, would you believe 11:59, one minute before 12:00? Because they double in number every minute.

And the second question: if you were an average bacterium in that bottle, at what time would you first realise you were running of space? Well, let’s just look at the last minutes in the bottle. At 12:00 noon, it’s full; one minute before, it’s half full; 2 minutes before, it’s a quarter full; then an 1?8th; then a 1?16th. Let me ask you, at 5 minutes before 12:00, when the bottle is only 3% full and is 97% open space just yearning for development, how many of you would realise there’s a problem?

Now, in the ongoing controversy over growth in Boulder, someone wrote to the newspaper some years ago and said “Look, there’s no problem with population growth in Boulder, because,” the writer said, “we have fifteen times as much open space as we’ve already used.” So let me ask you, what time was it in Boulder when the open space was fifteen times the amount of space we’d already used? The answer is, it was four minutes before 12:00 in Boulder Valley. Well, suppose that at 2 minutes before 12:00, some of the bacteria realise they’re running out of space, so they launch a great search for new bottles. They search offshore on the outer continental shelf and in the overthrust belt and in the Arctic, and they find three new bottles. Now that’s an incredible discovery, that’s three times the total amount of resource they ever knew about before. They now have four bottles, before their discovery, there was only one. Now surely this will give them a sustainable society, won’t it?

You know what the third question is: how long can the growth continue as a result of this magnificent discovery? Well, look at the score: at 12:00 noon, one bottle is filled, there are three to go; 12:01, two bottles are filled, there are two to go; and at 12:02, all four are filled and that’s the end of the line.Thus Bartlett lays out the logic of exponential arithmetic to explain what is wrong with with seemingly innocuous notion that we must always be growing in order to be productive. His analysis of the problem is about as good as you’re going to find. Introductory, funny, engaging, and downright chilling when he applies this soberly to our consumptive appetite for energy. In short, his mathematical gaze is to the point: not only is our energy consumption unsustainable (we all know that, right?), but the tipping point is actually right upon us, almost certainly within twenty years. The behooves us to ask, he warns: what will your world look like after the demise of cheap energy?

His only major misstep, in my opinion, is his overriding focus on overpopulation. I don’t know. Maybe I’m going to ridiculed for this, but I think this is a potentially very dangerous red herring. Certainly as it is traditionally argued — and even as Bartlett does here. There is, of course, the mathematical and geographical problem of overpopulation, which will surely lead to a catastrophe. A finite area, such as a city, a state, a nation, or a globe, cannot sustain unending growth. I do not argue that. What Bartlett does, however, and what I find most people do who talk about overpopulation (esp. in the global sense), be they conservative or liberal, is speak fully in the abstract about the problem w/ no real vision of a true solution. What is the typical solution? Namely, education — be it the conservative vision of abstinence, or the liberal vision of unbridled birth control (or, if they’re more “radical,” reversing patriarchal hierarchies). Maybe tax cuts for people who stop having kids after one or two. Few, of course, will argue for a mandated systemization of abortion. Even fewer will apply a dark vision that genocide, war, and famine will do our job for us, so perhaps we should leave places like Africa to their own devices.

The problem with this perspective, near as I can tell, is that it assumes a certain equality that simply isn’t there. It assumes that we are all individually complicit in such a global problem as overpopulation, in equal measure. Of course, that this perspective results in the Third World getting the stink eye is quite natural, as their populations are exploding far beyond that of the First World, and as such they’re clearly not doing their part in this worldwide effort to be smart with Mother Earth. This, though, seems a little convenient.

What is so pernicious about this logic is that the very problem damned by the First World, we who search for the solution overpopulation frantically, is, in fact, caused by the steady march of First World growth. The very thing that now defines the First World! In spite of his absolutely vital critique of this growth, even Bartlett ignores the fact that this philosophy of growth is engrained in the very functioning of the First World. I.e., growth is built into the system in such a way that reality no longer matters — otherwise, would the fact that advanced western economies are built on debt and credit, the buying and selling of debt unbacked by tangible resources, make sense? There is, I would argue, absolutely no means of reforming capitalism with a little humanitarianism here, and and some compassion there. The incremental progress that late-capitalism was to bring, at this point, is running up perilously close to the end of the cheap and ample resources that brought the First World to its present heights in the first place.

The deficiency of Bartlett’s math is that it doesn’t seem able to show the socio-economic reality that where there is constant growth, there is also an inevitable decline, in the form of those who do not own the land that produces the goods that churn the wheel of progress. These, rather, are given a different criteria by which to judge their success, versus that of the rest of the world — their standard of living is judged by comparing it to those who are just as poor or poorer, in such a way that we can justify paying them what amounts to scraps in terms of a First World criteria, because ‘it’s more than they’d normally get, so they really should be happy.’

And then we have the First World solution to the overpopulation of the very places that it effectively renders, and arguably keeps, poor. (Okay, yes, I realize that China is getting richer; as is, say, India. And while one could argue that this is not likely filtering down to the lowest levels of either society, I would argue that the effects of this growth is built on an ecological and energy-depleting timebomb that extends to the budding middle class of these countries a new kind of poverty, namely, a uniquely modern myopic vision of reality that threatens the very livelihoods that have moved them beyond the slums, and inevitably their lives even to the budding middle-class of these countries. So goes the metaphorical cocktease taking place in emergent economies: the extraordinarily hot virgin (capital) with an inexplicable and incurable venereal disease.) This, despite the fact that where there is poverty, there is typically a population increase — be it in Africa, or be it in Everwhere Ghetto, USA; as poverty decreases, so does the birth rate — be it in western Europe or Everywhere Suburb, USA. Where there is poverty, education falls, women’s rights decrease, and contraception is less available. We know that social conditions have a tremendous impact on population growth, and yet it is officially a non-starter when one questions the relationship of late-capitalism (which, I say again, is fundamentally indistinguishable from the inexcusably ignorant — willfully ignorant — object of Bartlett’s dead-on critique). Instead, we mistake the symptom for the disease.

That Bartlett shrinks away from this, to something so abstract as warning us about overpopulation, when the the real problem itself is staring him, us, you & me, square in the face, is telling. It is telling of the disconnect between what we actually know and what we believe to be true.

RBD: The Black Eyed Peas

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Los chicos de la exitosa banda mexicana RBD grabarán una canción con el popular grupo The Black Eyed Peas, que será incluida en la edición europea y asiática de su álbum en inglés Rebels. Suena mucho esta canción en la radios:
Alejandro.

Celestial:

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BLOGSCAN - To Get CME Credit, Read a “Ridiculous Text”

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

On the Carlat Psychiatry Blog, this post detailed the disdain for which a noted psychiatrist expressed for a ghost-written, medical education and communication company organized, pharmaceutical company sponsored CME publication which ostensibly was derived from a panel discussion in which that psychiatrist participated. His most pithy comments I will not print in this family-oriented blog ;-) Yet physicians can still get CME credit in part for reading what he called a “ridiculous text… parts of it were inaccurate, simplistic, and [contained] over-generalizations.”

K’vetsh in August

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

I do love this literary reading and tonight is a big crowd for Heathen and Zara Thustra, so I might as well blog it. Also, my leg hurts a lot tonight but I don’t want to go home yet, so blogging is a way of concentrating on something other than my annoying body. A fine trick - I recommend it.

The hill here on Mariposa is forbiddingly steep and difficult for a wheelchair and I could not do it alone. So my car is parked up that hill! Eeep!

Meliza kicks off! Mexico City visiting the map and multiplying x times y. 66 poem or prose poem series. Sarah Dopp is reading! Awesome recitation of long poem! “I lost it slowly…” Jon Longhi now reading short piece… “When Chaos was in college he steered away from all earthly possessions… … and whenever Chaos jerked off, he used it as a come rag.” Heh! I lost track of what the thing was, but it was pinned with a thumbtack to a poster of Jesus. Then, pants on fire while on the toilet, stoned! Oh, Jon. Our MCs go on and on about “My Dumps” by Peaches which I can testify is great, but first you must watch “My Humps” video AND the My Humps cover/parody by Alanis Morisette which Peaches parodies. Emchy reads from fabulous new chapbook which I have a copy of (just got it have not read it.) Tara Jepsen and Michelle Tea go on about the TV show “The Wire”. I love Tara’s comedy…. and the couple of short films I’ve seen. She and Michelle’s energy is good… Featured reader now, Zara Thustra. Who is dressed and tattooed very charmingly… Sabina reads her autobiographical piece on gay “halfghans. alvin orloff. novel excerpt. I could just keep listening to Alvin’s story of Martine and her fans in the dive bar in the Tenderloin… Oh no, Emchy’s heart pen is missing! We ahve a pen thief. There is a band local called Lesbians. (Really?) ONe more open mic… Carrie or Keri… with a long thing in the voice of a “Minnesota woman” whose husband leaves her. It was sort of dull but that was the point I guess. Heathen Machinery reads! Ways to kill the baby! Awesome. Pulling the belly button thing off with a pop like a can of Schlitz. Poisonous dog poop safety pin injection! Rad. I am very happy as everyone in the room is squicked. The crib bars and the dildos! OMG THE AWESOME! Her aunt and chihuaha and collecting sand dollars. Also strangely disturbing. Another story of her and her cousin and their playing “house” and stuffing dwarf oranges up their nostrils. Then, the wedding and imagined “You!” declaration. Heathen is excellent! No wonder there is a crowd. And lo, it was not all hypeass smoke & mirrors.

Nico reads with a disclaimer about using this reading as motivation (failed) to write some new poems. The piece Nico is reading is more prosy sounding to me. Indians and Pilgrims at Thanksgiving dinner and having a hamburger in some deli… Our MCs do a thing about “Massholes” and Massachusettes and trashy moms fistfighting and mini golf courses on Route 1…

Charlie Anders reads a very hilarious personal ad email. Justin read about penguins, vultures, and love… Fran reads a good poetryish-in-places story about dyke bars.

We ducked out before the end - It was running very late!

Environmentalism is for Everyone

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Josh Dorfman sure has his hands full. Host of the Sirius radio show, “The Lazy Environmentalist,” and CEO of the eco-friendly home furnishing company, Vivavi, he clearly does not embody any ounce of laziness himself. Though in his book “The Lazy Environmentalist: Your Guide to Easy, Stylish, Green Living,” he not only spells out environmental activism in plain English, but also equips the lazy and uninformed with tools smart enough to save the world.

What’s even cooler about this in-depth guide is that it offers a route to green living that doesn’t involve chaining yourself to a tree, eating food that tastes like dirt, or wearing frayed, scratchy clothes that look like they were recycled right out of a dumpster. Dorfman’s version of environmentalism is way more attractive, and without being a pain in the ass. His eco-friendly fashion, travel, transportation, and furniture solutions (the list goes on), show that it’s getting easier and easier to improve our own lives and the world–all at the same time.

Organs May Multiply Mutations

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Apert syndrome (flattened asymmetric face, craniostenosis, severe symmetrical syndactyly, etc.) is a rare autosomal dominant disorder found in approximately one out of every 70,000 newborns. The puzzling part about the disease was the extreme rarity of the mutation rate that causes the syndrome coupled with unexplained higher prevalence of the Apert syndrome itself. Scientists from California went for the kill: they began to dissect testes in the hope of understanding the paradox:

The testes in humans may act as mutation multipliers that raise the odds of passing improved DNA to offspring - but that can also backfire by increasing the frequency of certain diseases.

The new theory is part of a study, appearing in PLoS Biology, that tries to explain the puzzlingly high frequency of Apert syndrome, a genetic cranial deformity found in approximately one out of every 70,000 newborns.

The study’s authors suggest that natural selection may favor “germline” cells — the precursors to sperm — carrying a mutation that causes Apert syndrome.

A competitive advantage for mutated sperm precursor cells could explain why Apert strikes 100 to 1,000 times more people than expected from a single mutation.

Useful mutations in sperm precursor cells also may be more likely to pass to the next generation, the authors suggest, “because the effective mutation frequency is elevated beyond the level that can be achieved by the molecular mutation process alone.”

Why natural selection might favor sperm precursor cells carrying a disease mutation is not yet understood.

The authors based their conclusions on an analysis of four human testes and computer models of mutation frequency. They said their study is the first to check the location of mutant germline cells in the testes in any species. The result was surprising.

“You would expect that when a new mutation arose, it could arise virtually anywhere in the organ,” said Norman Arnheim, holder of the Ester Dornsife Chair in Biological Sciences at USC College and one of the co-leaders of the project along with the College’s computational biologist Peter Calabrese.

“But when we divided the testes up, we didn’t find that. What we found were some very big clusters of precursor cells that were mutant.”

The data did not support the theory that the site of the mutation in the Apert gene is unusually prone to DNA change.

Another explanation — that the mutations arise very early in the life of a germline cell and multiply through subsequent divisions — also did not fit the data, Arnheim and Calabrese said.

But the clusters of mutant cells could be explained if the mutant cells made copies of themselves more frequently than normal cells.

If a mutant cell divided into two copies of itself every four to five years, the extra copies would be enough to explain the clusters, the researchers said.

They added that the model explains the increase in Apert risk with paternal age, while noting that other selection-based models also may be able to explain the same data.

Citing related studies along with their findings, the authors concluded that “it now seems very likely that (natural) selection can be a driving force acting to increase the mutation frequency at a number of genes in humans.”

USC press release: Human Organs May Multiply Mutations …

Paper: The Molecular Anatomy of Spontaneous Germline Mutations in Human Testes …

THIS BLOG IS RATED JULIE

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

There’s a Website—a dating Website of all things, and not even a Christian one—that scans blogs for objectionable material, suggesting various levels of parental supervision all the way up to FBI intervention and possible notification of the Department of Homeland Security. Mine rated the dreaded NC-17, the lowest of the low, right down there with those offering up guided tours inside Paris Hilton’s vagina, random clips of bestiality and kiddy porn, and graphic information on how to make and detonate a suicide bomb. To be directed to one or more of us, all the kids have to do is accidentally leave an “o” out of the word Google.

Since the program is only able to ferret out scandalous words rather than images, my alarming rating was apparently determined based on my aggregate usage of profanity. Over the years, I’ve employed the word fuck no less than fourteen times, although ironically this was all in one recent post meant to satirize the hypocritical nature of the relationship between language and censorship. There were ten references to porn, six to sex and three to death. I twice uttered the word dick—although I’m certain that one or more of these was in reference to a certain “private dick” played by Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Falcon—and once referred to someone, or heaven forbid something, as “anal.”

I am a dirty, dirty girl, and for that I have been bitch-slapped. That’s right, bitch-slapped, I’ve said it twice now, like a prison inmate already living under the death penalty who up and offs another guard just for sport. Damn, another death reference. And damn, another two damns!

Well, two can poke around the Internet digging up dirt and naming McCarthy-era names, which is how I came to learn that the Supreme Court twice decided that the First Amendment didn’t apply to filmmakers. Larry Flynt, yes, Alfred Hitchcock, no. Both Psycho and Some Like It Hot were released without the required Motion Picture Association of America stamp of approval due to their “objectionable themes.”

I made it all the way through film school without learning that the Hays Code—banning the glorification of “crime, wrongdoing, evil or sin” from the nation’s theaters—remained relatively intact from 1930 (coincidentally the same year they gave liquor back to the people) all the way up until 1968. The MPAA then devised a four-tiered ratings system—G, M, R and X—that lifted virtually all restrictions on what elements could lawfully be in a film. M was later changed to PG, and the elevated PG-13 was added in response to the level of violence in—gasp!—Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The dreaded NC-17 replaced the X rating not in relation to content, but because the MPAA had failed to trademark the designation by then widely in use by the porn industry.

This happened right around the time they stopped making good movies altogether, instead offering up family fare that ever so covertly slipped in adult themes like dead babysitters, rat love and monster sex in the hopes inspiring kids of all ages to forgo a week’s worth of groceries in exchange for sitting through them as a four-quadrant unit on opening weekend.

In all fairness to the contemporary American viewing public, I propose a new ratings system based not on outmoded moral self-righteousness, but rather on, oh, I don’t know, audience appeal. G would be for Geeks Only, PG for Pubescent Geeks and Above, PG13 for Pubescent Geeks and Thirteen Screaming Friends, R for Really Rude Pubescent Geeks with Fake I.D.’s and NC-17 for the The 17 Remaining Films Not Created By Pixar. Damn, I miss movies with people in them. I mean, darn I miss the people movies. Darn I miss the fucking porn, sex, death, anal, dick movies about humans.

Passion, Fondue, and Pharma

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Cufflinks clinked down, my manager gave me a few sentences of advice the day before I took my first of many SwissAir flights: “Take your best suits and ties. If you set a deadline with our clients you’ll be expected to keep it precisely. And never use the word ‘passion’ when you talk about work.”

In my first international client project at a small consultancy I shifted from business casual to formal, and spent two months on-site at the headquarters of Switzerland-based pharmaceutical company. I enjoyed the work, the team, and the clients: and on first arriving thought Switzerland wouldn’t be all that different from the various places I’ve worked and lived in the United States – and much less different than many places where I’ve wandered. Suissedeutch is a bit hard to understand, true, and cheese and cream grate a Santa Barbarian stomach – but with a relatively commensurate GDP per capita, similar or better educational attainment levels, and common western European-oriented history and culture, my first jet-lagged days made Switzerland seem less foreign than, say, Mexico might after just a few minutes just across my home state’s border in Tijuana.

Fewer than 15% of Swiss citizens own real estate property. From college friends who’d spent a week canoneering in Interlaken I’d heard that Switzerland was, “the perfect almost classless society. Everyone’s smart. There’s not much crime. And it’s beautiful.

New look of The Hockey News

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

I was over at The Hockey News’ website today to see if they had the covers up for the new yearbooks. Didn’t see those in their online catalog, but apparently they’ve started offering a new line of reading material (see last two items):

Apparently, Martha Stewart (or Rachael Ray, whichever you prefer) went up to Toronto for a game of shinny with the folks at The Hockey News. Can an American like me still get the full enjoyment out of Canadian Living Comfort Cooking?